dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Green mimosas i think yes
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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