Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
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So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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