our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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