Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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