also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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