Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
that may or may not have been my penis.
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