Welp...herpes.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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