Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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