Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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