its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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