we have officially lost it.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I take back everything I said about communal showers
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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