Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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