I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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