The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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