I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
The air taste purple.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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