You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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