but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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