so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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