I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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