I would go down on you faster than GM stock
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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