question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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