She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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