If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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