I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Randomize
