Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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