Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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