dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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