i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Randomize
