It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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