Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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