Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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