Porn is love you can see.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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