What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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