Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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