And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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