I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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