direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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