She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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