he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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