I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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