Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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