Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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