Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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