The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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