so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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