i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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