This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
