Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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