my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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