Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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