so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Sext me about skeletons
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