Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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