I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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