i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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