my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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