youre lurking in front of me
oh god the rape fog is back!
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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