i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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