Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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